It's Paul Weller, calling from 1978. He says he wants his shoes back.

Colson Whitehead makes a video.

Unfortunately, it's not footage of him curbing Richard Ford. But he is introducing the forthcoming Sag Harbor in interesting fashion. I, for one, look forward to wallowing in '80s trash culture (again). Then again, I was the kid who spent a good portion of 1984/85 in a half-shirt that read ABSOLUTELY!*

(*True story.)